Cum all ye faithful
When we recently
reviewed the Crescendo smart vibrator from Mystery Vibe, we were
hugely impressed by how you could alter the sequence of vibrations
from the connected smartphone app. However, if you've bought one, but
are now thinking how un-Christmassy your 'special alone times' are,
you're in luck, as now your vibrator will play festive tunes, too.
As part of a new update to the app, the Crescendo will very merrily buzz away to classic Christmas songs, so as to get your vagina or bum in the holiday mood. Yay! Check out this video, featuring Mystery Vibes's Stephanie Alys...
Quite frankly, you haven't experienced the true meaning of Christmas until you feel Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer through your clitoris. Merry Clitsmas everyone!