If flashing your junk over Skype just isn't enough for you, why not try the entirely weird Kissenger? This smartphone accessory allows you to 'kiss' someone anywhere on the planet by sensing the movements of yor lips and transmitting them to your intended's device.
Although the website pushes this for families who are separated by great distances, let's face it... it's for horny couples. Apparently the pad at the base of the unit will replicate the kiss well, so you get to experience the sensation of the kiss exactly. And hey; who's to say you have to put it to your mouth. Know what we mean? Yeah you do. You perv.
If you wish, go to kissenger.mixedrealitylab.org