Watch,
out!
If
you thought it was merely immigrants that Theresa May was banning
from the UK, think again. Thatcher Mk. II has issued a decree that
the Apple Watch is to be forbidden... in Cabinet meetings, that is.
Although the smartwatch was previously allowed under David Cameron's
government, with arseface Michael Gove regularly sporting one, May
thinks they are a threat to security as the Russians could hack them
and use them as listening devices. No joke.
Smartphones
are already banned from cabinet meetings, with rumours there is a
special lead lined box in 10 Downing Street into which the government
officials have to place their gadgets. We're not too sure what May
and her cronies are worried about though; everyone already knows what
cabinet meetings are all about. It's a group of wealthy tax-dodgers making racist jokes, then making those jokes a reality.
There you go Russia, saved you the hassle.