"Women
love to talk..."
Poor
women; living in a world filled with rectangles. As we all know,
females of our species are incapable of holding rectangular-shaped
objects, and are constantly dropping the likes of books, boxed board
games, and – crucially – phones. Fortunately a new start-up
company is attempting to tackle that very important feminine problem
with their own range of circular phones.
dToor
(which stands for Designing The Opposite Of Rectangle – even that
makes us feel sick) is seeking crowdfunding cash to produce a
circular smartphone called Cyrcle for girls. As their site says:
“The
rectangular shape does not serve the needs of women in many ways.
First, truly feminine clothing does not normally have pockets, and if
it does, the pockets are frequently too small or not shaped to accept
a large rectangular object.”
Oh,
and they continue:
“Second,
women need to be connected as women love to talk, text, and
communicate through any means available on smartphones with their
family, friends, and lovers.”
Don't
forget the lovers for Christ's sake!
“Furthermore,
for texting or messaging, there is nothing less striking than a bank
of moms at a volleyball practice pecking like chickens into their
mobile phones. One look and you instantly understand how fundamental
it is for women to discreetly communicate in order to always be
connected, and how unattractive the process is currently.”
We
could write about feminism taking one for the team here, but the only
people reading this little rant are male; all the women have already
dropped their phones, tablets and laptops due to their awkward
rectangular shapes. Sorry girls.
Anyway,
why not give these morons some love at http://dtoor.com/